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This is unacceptable, and we will start a protest. A peculiar protest.
So far, we have gone to the bank to borrow money because we want our own business, and they have denied us because we have no guarantee (even on a famous bank, whose name we will not say, that advertises on TV, "Your idea is your guarantee. Even then we have been denied bank loan). So we decided to remedy the matter.
We decided to perform this to accept donations from users who want to participate, in order to assemble the company, creating jobs for many people who need it at this time.
We also distribute gifts to those who donate and help us expand and make spam of this page.
But this is not ending here. The most attractive point of our protest, comes now.
If we can raise as much money as people fired from their jobs during the crisis period in Spain (1,425,620 euros), the two "pigs" of this blog will go to the INEM office voted by most users. We will go there (anyone can come to see it) and we will initiate the protest. How? Very simple. We will wait until our digestive system feel the call of nature. We will be there all day forward until we come to feel the desire to evacuate. And just at that moment, we will get the shit out of my ass on a plate and eat us whole piece, without leaving even a single piece. In this way, it will reflect what we think of this crisis. There will be video cameras, photo cameras, and TV shows recording to ensure our project have the biggest impact. So, we welcome everyone who joins in this proposal, and we thank in advance all those people who lend us their donations.
